discussion très comique sous eve

UnCEO d'une corp qui demande à rejoindre GOON, la plus puissante alliance du jeu et aussi la plus barge:-), un grand moment de rigolade...
(Zapawork, a été le leader Goon avec plus de 5000 joueurs)

Egrok > hello
Zapawork > hi
Egrok > is it possibal for my corp to join your alaence
Zapawork > nope
Egrok > why not?
Zapawork > why yes?
Egrok > our corp wannted to join big alaence
Egrok > we are mainly miners and god caple of pvps
Zapawork > so why would we want your corp?
Zapawork > we have lots of miners and pvps
Egrok > still the allance will be stronger
Zapawork > probably not
Egrok > why you think not
Zapawork > there are 5,000 of us
Egrok > and our corp wanned be part of it
Zapawork > I wanted a pony for christmas
Egrok > curantly i megting standing up for jump clone out corp got 20 ppl atm
Egrok > so is there any posibal way to join allaence?
Zapawork > if you can get me a pony, we can talk
Egrok > a pony?
Zapawork > yes
Egrok > you gona be kidding
Zapawork > You want in alliance, I want a pony
Egrok > is there any other posibal way
Zapawork > well, i guess i'm old enough to get a real horse
Egrok > so
Egrok > is there any other way
Zapawork > nah i already got a dog
Egrok > that abit strange
Zapawork > why you don't like dogs?
Egrok > so there is no more corp will join your allaence
Egrok > why you say i dont like dog
Egrok > i got 1 myself
Zapawork > then why would it be strange
Egrok > i am asking you about allaence and you tell me that you want pony and you got a dog
Zapawork > yes
Zapawork > whats weird about having a dog?
Egrok > nothing
Zapawork > cool then we agree
Zapawork > thanks for the convo
Egrok > its about conversation
Egrok > you still didnt tell me
Zapawork > sure i did
Zapawork > I want a pony and I have a dog
Zapawork > you want in goonswarm
Zapawork > did I miss something?
Egrok > nop
Zapawork > cool
Egrok > but you didnt tell me how corp could get in to goodswarm
Zapawork > I have no idea about those guys, but i want a pony
Egrok > what you mean you have no idea it says in alliance infor you are Primary alliance diplomat
Zapawork > I am the primary alliance diplomat yes
Egrok > ok and my qesting was how corp any corp can join your alliance
Zapawork > oh my alliance? well they should get me a pony.
Zapawork > If you got something as good as a pony i'd like to hear about it
Zapawork > but pony's are pretty great
Egrok > how mach the pony worth?
Zapawork > well to me its priceless
Egrok > well out corp wanned to build a station
Zapawork > ok
Egrok > outpost
Zapawork > we have lots of those
Egrok > but that not priceless
Egrok > and take a part in epic wars
Zapawork > not to me
Zapawork > oh those are over
Zapawork > we just have the non-epic ones left
Egrok > even in on epic once
Zapawork > how did you get in on?
Egrok > clame sovereneti puld pos's to epend
Zapawork > i have no idea what you just said
Egrok > i mean non-epic once
Zapawork > oh
Zapawork > yeah i think those are pretty common
Egrok > is there any rules to join Goonswarm
Zapawork > i'm not aware of any
Egrok > any recviroment corp have to meat ot join?
Zapawork > oh we have lots of recruiters
Zapawork > I'm sure you'll find them or they will find you
Zapawork > very helpful
Egrok > what a they?
Zapawork > they is an english word to describe a group of people
Egrok > sorry am not so good at it
Zapawork > an example of usage 'you know what they say'
Zapawork > its ok
Zapawork > do you want me to find you a recuriter
Zapawork > ?
Egrok > what you mean
Zapawork > well you asked about recruiters
Zapawork > we have those
Egrok > na not the recruits
Zapawork > oh, what do you need?
Egrok > about what corp have to do to join goonswarm
Zapawork > well if they are talking to me, something pony-worthy
Egrok > and whats a pony-worthy would be to you?
Zapawork > you know, I don't know. I've always wanted a pony.
Zapawork > Maybe if I had one, I wouldn't like it anymore
Zapawork > one of those cruel jokes
Egrok > and still what ponyworthy would be?
Egrok > averything has its price
Zapawork > I don't know, I'm not good at prices. I just do diplomacy
Egrok > so be a diplomat and tell me how can corp join alliance
Zapawork > thats now what a goonswarm diplomat does
Egrok > if there is any way
Egrok > and what a goonswarm diplomat do ?
Zapawork > typically we accidently get our allies to go to war with us
Zapawork > I'm the best at that
Egrok > lol
Egrok > and how about letting a new corporation join your alliance?
Zapawork > i could go to war with you, i know how to do that
Zapawork > but the whole letting in this is new to me